THE NUN

               Ok, somebody’s been stealing my favorite seat in my favorite class and I cannot shout at the culprit’s face like I usually do on similar cases becaaaauuuuuuse, she’s a NUN for Christ’s sake, swallowed in her sacred white costume!!!!!! And I’ve told her once kindly, humbly, to get off my chair coz it’s mine ever since the first meeting but she kept on hurling her fat, holy ass back on MY chair everytime she comes to class earlier than I do. And the odds are like, 1 out of 10 that I’ll beat her ahead of time. In fact, I hardly even make it to class on time! I don’t think it’s enough to motivate my tardy ass.

                   Why oh why does she have to be a nun?! She ought to be in the convent, not in my seat!!!!!!!!! (dba dba)You see, I have the greatest view from that spot: our HOT prrrrrofessorrrr (teehee!) who often rests his hand on my armchair *shudder* and winks at me whenever he could *aaawwww*.

Yun lang.

haha!

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