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It’s apparent that "rockstars" slay a lot of tang even how shitty their band plays, its a proven fact dudes. But sometimes the idiotic plans of these wannabes don’t work, especially when you’re a bald dwarf that "raps" with the name Reg Rubio. News from the grapevine said that the dude was spotted on Embassy swapping numbers with that bomb gash from Hale’s video "The Gay I Say Goodnight" or whatever the fuck. Someone told us skinny bald dude with wack eyebrow ring was trying to be "touchy-feely" and now he texts her trying to "hook up." Dude you’re bald by choice (who the hell wants to be bald by choice? fucking stupid is right) and a fucking midget not to mention a Korn hackjob that can’t rhyme, you are in no way allowed to hit that. Besides, Chump or whatever that vocalist guy from Hale’s name is has more manpussy than her anyway. Go for him dude, we know you want to. What an asspro.

Speaking of asspros, that douchebag Ira Cruz from Bamboo fame likes to get underage chicks from far off provinces drunk, then makes his move for some burger pounding. Yeah brah, you’re totally rad for bagging those fifteen year old fat virgins, totally professional. You don’t happen to live on a frat house rape den do you?

Chicosci likes to get their shit pushed in.

Dudes the Freestyle silver series cd is now available. No one gives a shit.

Tim Yap is queer and weird. He is now officially Queeird.

Has anyone seen MTV lately? Yeah us neither.

A blurb in some some retarded website about Danita read like "the newest teenage rocker" and "a true blue rakista" like they’re throwing awards for the special olympics. Apparently this bitch "collaborates" with "today’s most popular bands like Rivermaya, Mayonnaise, 6cyclemind, and

Sandwich

." More like most overrated bros. First off, how the hell could it be called a collaboration when you let all these bands write ALL your songs? That is so rock-n-roll… NOT! Secondly, anybody who uses the term "rakista" needs to get their ass raped by very large horses. And who sites (the good but overly pretenious) Mars Volta and the fucking Veronicas as influences? The ones that ride the short yellow bus that’s who. To the bigwigs in Viva — you’re blowing it dudes. How about you just send us free shit so we could "review" (ie. SELL) it for our review section.

Read any good top whatever albums of 2006? Yup, us neither.

To all rich assholes with nothing better to do with their money but buy tons of shitty "thrift store threads" so they’ll look like the Strokes or whoever the fuck, send us your fucking money instead. Come on bro dawgs its like helping the "scene" or whatever. We need drug money too you know.

What’s with the fat dude in Kjwan? You guys are fucking blowing it. Oh wait, dudes have Marc Abaya — you guys already fucking blew it.

Spiderman 3 is sooooo EMO.

You know who else is emo? YOUR MAMA.

Speaking of emo, Capulette is back from the dead. These kids just can’t make their minds up, I’m telling ya.

Chicosci and Typecast has a new band because they figured they could be all fags together. They’re calling it Chicast. No joke.

Gust still blows. And Arm Yourself speaks call center English.

Isn’t Decaying Labia the funniest band name ever next to Anal Cunt? I can’t wait to see their suckfest.

Did you know that Chump form Hale can’t sing for shit? Its true people. That silly bastard gets his voice EQed in the studio with ProTools. Autotuneusersayswhat? How do we know this? Let’s just say we know a guy from the "inside".

Linkin Park released another album that sounds EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE LAST. Cut that shit out you fucking asspros. It wasn’t funny the first billion times you did it, and its not fucking funny now. Stick to your white boy angst rapping. And could someone please, PLEASE, slap that stupid Asian fucker behind the turntables? That guy is fucking annoying.

Hilera sucks like Boy George. Have they ever heard of Crass or Dead Kennedys? BOO FOR FALSE PUNK!

Don’t read Pulp Magazine kids, that stupid shit is part of the Devil’s plan to brainwash the youth into thinking good "music" could be heard at Pulp Summerslam. See a trend there? You - Your money = More drugs for the Pulp staff. Death Angel? Give me a fucking break. That shit didn’t sell in the 80s because they suck. And that shit won’t sell now because, NEWS FLASH, they still suck! BOO FOR FALSE METAL!

Cueshit is a too easy target. Are you serious? Get the fuck out of here you fat bastards. Cebu doesn’t want you , what makes you think

Manila

would? Your fucking record sales? Shove those numbers up your ass.

Keith Richards is still tripping balls after all these years.Have you heard this? He cuts a line of coke and mixes his dad’s ashes. Coming from the Stones we’re not suprised that such a thought of snorting your dad crossed his mind. And he dissed Bloc Party and Franz Ferdinand, calling them "rubbish". THANKS KEITH! You are now on PKi!’s Christmas list.

Julia C. is a slut.

The "Best Rock Album" Grammy went to Red Hot Chilli Peppers? Stadium Arcadium? What the fucky? Doing the same album for the past decade that has the same EXACT songs, not to mention doing it twice this time, earns you a grammy — what a fucking shame. Besides RHCP was more fun back when everyone in the band shot up heroin except for the drummer dude, who by the way strangely resembles Will Farell on roids. Oh wait, I just remembered, we don’t give a fuck about RHCP or the goddamn Grammys, riiiiight.

So ok, we went on the Ziggy/MTV thing last weekend (free VIP passes dudes) and it was a letdown. The guy that passed us the fatty and the tang was top notch, but seriously how much regGAY could you take? We saw openers Spy, which is cool and all but seriously needs to re-think what their doing. There was also Tropical Depression which still plays recycled material from their yesteryears and even took out that junky Pepe Smith, who is apparently a fucking parady of what he once was. Hey Pepe! Party with us dude, fuck that fat bastard Papa Dom. He’s a fucking turd burgler yo. There was also Junior Kilat… we still can’t fucking understand a single word he’s saying, maybe except for "SHABU". Then out came Ziggy. 30 minutes into the set, all the songs sounded the same. He should have changed his name into Bob Marley Jr. for crying out loud! He got his father down, up to the clothes. No wonder Damien Marley is helluva lot better. He has something what we like to call "originality". Love is your religion? Well, fuck religion buddy. Cut that hippy bullshit out, the world is about to end!

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