txtm8s

July 18th, 2008

tamang tama noong wala akong ginagawa, tumunog celfone kohhh.

txtr: hi! pwede makitxtm8?

me: do u sure?

txtr: of course, i sure.

me: k pohhh

txtr: uhmm, cn i ask your vital stats first?

me: 36 - 32 - 33

txtr: KELAN PA YAN GNYAN?? DI BA ANG IDEAL 36-24-36?? (capslock tlaga sya ha so mejo di halatang nashock sya no?)

me: yup=)

txtr: e di parang wala kang balakang? almost pantay waist mo sa balakang??

me: OH YEAH!

txtr: e kelan pa yan ganyan?

me: inborn daw sabi ni mommy koh. (insert 5 smileys)

txtr: kelan mo minesyur?

me: nung pagtanong mo ano vital stats kohh.

txtr: are u kidding me poh bah?

me: y will i kidding u!!?? wat do u tink of me, tinking of u??! yan ang hirap sainyong nkakitxtm8s, u r very ideals! and its hurt! so hurt!

di na sya nagtxt after.

**THE END**

Notepad Kronikel 1

July 17th, 2008

Ang sarap dito sa likod ng lumang building na ito habang walang katao-tao. Naupo ako sa gilid. Puro konkretong bakal at damo. Wala kang maririnig na nagsasalita. Puro ugong lang ng mga sasakyan. May bagong itinatayong building habang sa kalayuan ay may diskargadong kala-kalawang na higanteng tangke ng tubig. Walang katao-tao. Simula at katapusan parehong desyerto. I don’t feel as alone here as when I am surrounded by people.

Puro ka Indie! blog collection

July 6th, 2008

enjoy!!

It’s apparent that "rockstars" slay a lot of tang even how shitty their band plays, its a proven fact dudes. But sometimes the idiotic plans of these wannabes don’t work, especially when you’re a bald dwarf that "raps" with the name Reg Rubio. News from the grapevine said that the dude was spotted on Embassy swapping numbers with that bomb gash from Hale’s video "The Gay I Say Goodnight" or whatever the fuck. Someone told us skinny bald dude with wack eyebrow ring was trying to be "touchy-feely" and now he texts her trying to "hook up." Dude you’re bald by choice (who the hell wants to be bald by choice? fucking stupid is right) and a fucking midget not to mention a Korn hackjob that can’t rhyme, you are in no way allowed to hit that. Besides, Chump or whatever that vocalist guy from Hale’s name is has more manpussy than her anyway. Go for him dude, we know you want to. What an asspro.

Speaking of asspros, that douchebag Ira Cruz from Bamboo fame likes to get underage chicks from far off provinces drunk, then makes his move for some burger pounding. Yeah brah, you’re totally rad for bagging those fifteen year old fat virgins, totally professional. You don’t happen to live on a frat house rape den do you?

Chicosci likes to get their shit pushed in.

Dudes the Freestyle silver series cd is now available. No one gives a shit.

Tim Yap is queer and weird. He is now officially Queeird.

Has anyone seen MTV lately? Yeah us neither.

A blurb in some some retarded website about Danita read like "the newest teenage rocker" and "a true blue rakista" like they’re throwing awards for the special olympics. Apparently this bitch "collaborates" with "today’s most popular bands like Rivermaya, Mayonnaise, 6cyclemind, and

Sandwich

." More like most overrated bros. First off, how the hell could it be called a collaboration when you let all these bands write ALL your songs? That is so rock-n-roll… NOT! Secondly, anybody who uses the term "rakista" needs to get their ass raped by very large horses. And who sites (the good but overly pretenious) Mars Volta and the fucking Veronicas as influences? The ones that ride the short yellow bus that’s who. To the bigwigs in Viva — you’re blowing it dudes. How about you just send us free shit so we could "review" (ie. SELL) it for our review section.

Read any good top whatever albums of 2006? Yup, us neither.

To all rich assholes with nothing better to do with their money but buy tons of shitty "thrift store threads" so they’ll look like the Strokes or whoever the fuck, send us your fucking money instead. Come on bro dawgs its like helping the "scene" or whatever. We need drug money too you know.

What’s with the fat dude in Kjwan? You guys are fucking blowing it. Oh wait, dudes have Marc Abaya — you guys already fucking blew it.

Spiderman 3 is sooooo EMO.

You know who else is emo? YOUR MAMA.

Speaking of emo, Capulette is back from the dead. These kids just can’t make their minds up, I’m telling ya.

Chicosci and Typecast has a new band because they figured they could be all fags together. They’re calling it Chicast. No joke.

Gust still blows. And Arm Yourself speaks call center English.

Isn’t Decaying Labia the funniest band name ever next to Anal Cunt? I can’t wait to see their suckfest.

Did you know that Chump form Hale can’t sing for shit? Its true people. That silly bastard gets his voice EQed in the studio with ProTools. Autotuneusersayswhat? How do we know this? Let’s just say we know a guy from the "inside".

Linkin Park released another album that sounds EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE LAST. Cut that shit out you fucking asspros. It wasn’t funny the first billion times you did it, and its not fucking funny now. Stick to your white boy angst rapping. And could someone please, PLEASE, slap that stupid Asian fucker behind the turntables? That guy is fucking annoying.

Hilera sucks like Boy George. Have they ever heard of Crass or Dead Kennedys? BOO FOR FALSE PUNK!

Don’t read Pulp Magazine kids, that stupid shit is part of the Devil’s plan to brainwash the youth into thinking good "music" could be heard at Pulp Summerslam. See a trend there? You - Your money = More drugs for the Pulp staff. Death Angel? Give me a fucking break. That shit didn’t sell in the 80s because they suck. And that shit won’t sell now because, NEWS FLASH, they still suck! BOO FOR FALSE METAL!

Cueshit is a too easy target. Are you serious? Get the fuck out of here you fat bastards. Cebu doesn’t want you , what makes you think

Manila

would? Your fucking record sales? Shove those numbers up your ass.

Keith Richards is still tripping balls after all these years.Have you heard this? He cuts a line of coke and mixes his dad’s ashes. Coming from the Stones we’re not suprised that such a thought of snorting your dad crossed his mind. And he dissed Bloc Party and Franz Ferdinand, calling them "rubbish". THANKS KEITH! You are now on PKi!’s Christmas list.

Julia C. is a slut.

The "Best Rock Album" Grammy went to Red Hot Chilli Peppers? Stadium Arcadium? What the fucky? Doing the same album for the past decade that has the same EXACT songs, not to mention doing it twice this time, earns you a grammy — what a fucking shame. Besides RHCP was more fun back when everyone in the band shot up heroin except for the drummer dude, who by the way strangely resembles Will Farell on roids. Oh wait, I just remembered, we don’t give a fuck about RHCP or the goddamn Grammys, riiiiight.

So ok, we went on the Ziggy/MTV thing last weekend (free VIP passes dudes) and it was a letdown. The guy that passed us the fatty and the tang was top notch, but seriously how much regGAY could you take? We saw openers Spy, which is cool and all but seriously needs to re-think what their doing. There was also Tropical Depression which still plays recycled material from their yesteryears and even took out that junky Pepe Smith, who is apparently a fucking parady of what he once was. Hey Pepe! Party with us dude, fuck that fat bastard Papa Dom. He’s a fucking turd burgler yo. There was also Junior Kilat… we still can’t fucking understand a single word he’s saying, maybe except for "SHABU". Then out came Ziggy. 30 minutes into the set, all the songs sounded the same. He should have changed his name into Bob Marley Jr. for crying out loud! He got his father down, up to the clothes. No wonder Damien Marley is helluva lot better. He has something what we like to call "originality". Love is your religion? Well, fuck religion buddy. Cut that hippy bullshit out, the world is about to end!

exojello

July 4th, 2008

Paano ka nakakatingin pa sa salamin

pagkatapos mong hayaang ituring

ka na napakababang hayup?

paano ka pa nakakatulog sa gabi?

paano ka nakakaharap sa lipunan,

sa mga kapitbahay mo

at kaibigan

at kamag-anak

ganong alam nila ang tunay

na istorya mo?

paano mo nalalampasan ang isang buong

maghapon ng di mo

itinutuloy ang paulit-ulit

na pagsagi ng pagpapakamatay

sa isip mo?

paano ka nakaka-funktion pa rin gayong

alam mong basag ka na?

INSEKYUR

July 2nd, 2008

i can be misleading sometimes. or there are circumstances when I am triggered to do things I don’t intend to. I don’t mean to hurt people. I bite because they make me. i plunge because i am being pushed. people ask me why I sting and why I can be such a cynic most of the time. now here’s a thing, i value openess as much as other people value privacy. I can be sarcastic, biting and snappy most of the time but it is only because i hate pretensions and denials. it can be very disappointing to know one thing from another and yet some people tend to speak of what’s not real only to prove God-knows-what.

i have talked to Tanya just recently and we were exchanging thoughts about a friend’s issues that really concerns us a lot coz in the first place, she is a friend and nobody’s around to throw brutally honest things on her face but us. But i told Tanya that maybe we should just let her be. that maybe it’s a phase she has to go through in order to realize things on her own. Although she might get crazily annoying most of the time, i thought maybe she’ll get a grasp of herself soon. but that means learning the hard way and hurting the people she loves. now that could be tough yet such an eye-opener. I said insecurity can really make you go to places you shouldn’t be standing at and if you don’t handle it well, it can lead you trouble deep. but the thing is, we have different issues that cause insecurity and the remedy is not generic. what works for some people may not work for you.

Like for example, some people I know have issues on material stuff wherein everything that matters to them is social status and symbols. They wanted to prove something out of the things they possess thus, social climbers. They get easily insecure when they feel like they don’t own enough to be branded as rich and cool and whatever despite the fact that their resources are limited. And in order to embrace these whims, they associate with people who could shed them glow under their shadows. That’s how they cope with their insecurity. And there are those people who have severe longing for emotional comfort. People who lacks love and “hugs”. People with trust issues. Their insecurities manifest on jealousy, possessiveness, cynicism and idealistic way of thinking. This kind and level of insecurity may not be visible to people around the person but can be extremely felt by the people she cares about. Insecurities can also lead a person to wanting to prove something. They feel like they need to prove this in order to cover up for what they fear most.

Regarding our friend, Tanya doesn’t want to give up on her because we know her potentials and we know how great she really is. Only that something triggered her that made her lose it just like Marj’s stalker-friend lose it. But I know she’ll come around, hopefully soon. We could only manage a long sigh. As much as we wanted to help our friend, we decided, we really can’t help it – having insecurities. There are just some important things for her that she needs to prove that may not even be substantial for us but may really mean a lot to her. And all we can offer her are non-stop advises and cutting reality checks. That’s what friends are for, right?

Salawikain part 2

June 20th, 2008

Pinacheck kami ni Mama ng test papers ng grade 5 pupils, and here is question #2.

Explain: Ang lumakad ng matulin ay kung matinik ay malalim

EXPLANATIONS:

1. Tumingin kasi sa nilalakaran para hindi tayo matinik. (makes sense naman di ba?hehe)

2. Pag may pangarap ay naabot. (HUH?!)

3. Wag kang lumakad ng mabilis para madapa ka. (ano konek??)

4. Dahan dahan lang sa pagmaneho kasi baka maaksidente tayo.

5. Wag ka pumasok sa mahirap na trabaho. (TAMA!)

6. Kung mabilis kang maglakad sigurado ikaw ay matitinik.

7. Wag kasing tumakbo! (hala nagalit)

8. Huwag papaa, baka matinik.

9. Kung naglakaw ka, matindi kung matusok ang irarom. (haha)

Salawikain 101

June 20th, 2008

Sabi ni mama sa mga estudyante nyang Grade 5: Explain in your own words this salawikain, "Aanhin pa ang damo kung patay na ang Kabayo?"

and here are their answers…(haha ENJOY!)

1. Ipakain ko na lang sa kalabaw. (oo nga naman)

2. Aanhin pa ang damo dahil patay na kasi nung buhay pa ang kabayo, hindi inani yung damo! (iyo manggad…)

3. Aanhin mo pa ang lapis kung putol at maiksi na ito? (may own salawikain counterpart pa sya o)

4. Kukuha ka pang damo imbes na mabuhay (haha, sinisi pa ang damo)

5. Dahil sa katangahan mo ay namatay ang kabayo at hindi mo lamang pinakain sa oras. (si mama ba ang tinutukoy mo?haha)

6. Kung patay na ang kabayo wala ng papakainin. (hmmm)

7. Ang kabayo lilinisin ko ito at gagawin kong laruan. (aba, resourceful)

8. Huwag mong awayin para hindi ka rin awayin. (ANO DAW??)

9. Tama, para hindi na dumami at lumaki ang mga damo. (nyahaha)

10. Para hindi bumaho. (aaaaaaahhhh)

11. Dapat ay mabilis kayo kumuha ng damo para malakas ulit ang kabayo.

12. Bubunutin ko tapos ilalagay ko sa basurahan ang damo. (wow environmentalist)

P.S.

miss byutipul, may mga ka-level ka na. HAHA. dapat ini ang katropa mo. haha

Escape. Back up. Enlightenment.

June 6th, 2008

According to Buddhism, dukkha—often translated as ’suffering’ in English—can be ended by an understanding of its root causes and continued practice of the dharma. Buddhists maintain that existence is largely dictated by karma, and most believe in rebirth, as dictated by karma. Buddhists believe that the dharma offers freedom from karma. The majority believe that those who are sufficiently practiced can determine their own rebirth, and a very few advanced beings can determine the rebirth of others. While Buddhists do believe that meditation is necessary at some stage, most do not believe they have reached a stage where meditation will be fruitful. Most Buddhists practice devotion to one or more Buddhas, and sometimes other beings. Buddhism offers a strong code of ethics, one that encourages generosity—particularly in the support of monks—and the Five Precepts: refraining from killing living beings, stealing, sexual immorality, lying, and taking intoxicants.

All accept the Middle Way, Dependent origination, the Four Noble Truths and the Noble Eightfold Path, in theory, though in practice these have little or no importance in some traditions. Usually it involves understanding the following reality:
  1. Moral Law of Karma - Every action (by way of body, speech and mind) will have karmic results. Wholesome and unwholesome actions will produce results and effects that correspond with the nature of that action. It is the right view about the moral process of the world.
  2. The Three Characteristics – everything that arises will cease (impermanence). Mental and body phenomena are impermanent, source of suffering and not-self.
  3. Suffering - Birth, aging, sickness, death, sorrow, lamentation, pain, grief, distress and despair are suffering. Not able to obtain what one wants is also suffering. The arising of craving is the root cause of the arising of suffering and the cessation of craving is the root cause of the cessation of the suffering. The way leading to the cessation of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path.

Buddhism has always been concerned with feelings, emotions, sensations, and cognition. The Buddha points both to cognitive and emotional causes of suffering. The emotional cause is desire and its negative opposite, aversion. The cognitive cause is ignorance of the way things truly occur, or of three marks of existence: that all things are unsatisfactory, impermanent, and without essential self.

The Noble Eightfold Path is, from this psychological viewpoint, an attempt to change patterns of thought and behavior. It is for this reason that the first element of the path is right understanding, which is how one’s mind views the world. Under the wisdom subdivision of the Noble Eightfold Path, this worldview is intimately connected with the second element, right thought, which concerns the patterns of thought and intention that controls one’s actions. 

Thus, by altering one’s distorted worldview, bringing out "tranquil perception" in the place of "perception polluted", one is able to ease suffering.

Research has shown that repeated action, learning, and memory can actually change the nervous system physically, altering both synaptic strength and connections. Such changes may be brought about by cultivated change in emotion and action; they will, in turn, change subsequent experience.

survey daa baga ni haha

May 30th, 2008
1. Do you hate being alone?

- NO way

2. Do you know anyone named Blue??

- yes, babae sya and she kissed me in the lefs

3. Ever kissed anyone with a name

starting with M?

- si Marj. nagtulipan kami, torrid kiss with matching espadahan dila. ahahahah! (hi Marj, umiyo ka na sana)
4. Are your grandparents still alive?

- lahat sila

5. Are you named after a grandparent?

- No, thank God haha! peace Nanay and mamay.

6. Are you a heavy sleeper?

- not really, madali ako magimata

7. Who did you last hug?

- my Arty

8. Do you find it easier to forgive

or forget?

- matagal ako mapuno but once i’m fed up already, I don’t forgive and I especially DON’T FORGET. i keep grudges. bad ano?

9. Give me a lyric from
the song you’re listening to?

- "ain’t got no more, no more candy for you, i’m not yer rocket ship or yer motor boat, yer movie set
or yer cartoon show, not yer fuckin’ VCR, not yer avante garde postcard idea, i’m not yer oilwell, i’m not yer blood bank, i’m not yer bulletproof vest
or yer visa card, i ain’t got no candy for you, i said i’m not yer vacation spot..!"
BIKINI KILL (jet ski)

10. Who was the last person to send

you a text message?

- BENJO

11. Do you like to read?

- si Mahal ba unano?
12. Are you jealous?

- insanely jealous

13. What made you smile today?

- Linkin pork from Chili Peppers

14. What are you doing today?

- asking myself why i’m wasting my time filling out this survey knowing that nobody cares anyway.

15. What did you do yesterday?

- worked online until 4am

16. What’s the first thing you would

do with a million dollars?

- buy a mansion near a beach and hire some sex slaves who can whip me and would want me to whip and buttslap him. ahahaha

17. How many hours did you sleep for

last night?

- 8 hours

18. Who was the last person you had a

sleep over with?

- Marj?

19. Do you like your school?

- NO

20. What jewelry are you wearing?

- piercing somewhere way way below…haha

21. Anything fun happened today?

- yes. hi ______ !

22. Anything bad happened today?

- masakit suso ko

23. Are you mad at somebody?

- always

24. What’s the last thing you bought?

- diamond

25. Have you cried today?

- no

26. Do you think that someone is

thinking about you right now?

- YES. i know my fans are thinking about me today. and especially him. aminin! (esossssssss)
27. Do you have shoes on?

- wala, i don’t own a pair of shoes

28. Whats the closest thing to you that is pink?

- Dylan’s cabinet

29. Do you get annoyed easily?

- yes, especially with stupid people who’s not aware how stupid they are

30. Does someone like you?

- of course that’s not impossible. who would hate a beautiful person like me, inside and out?

31. What are you going to do this weekend?

- watch a concert

32. Are you good at saving money?

- nope

33. What should you be doing right now?

- painting

34. Do you have a tattoo?

- yes

35. Is there a secret you’ve never

told your best friend?

- uhm, yesssssssssss

36. Have you ever told people you

hated them?

- yes of course

37. Who is your bestfriend?

- Liza and Marj
38. What you hate most in a person?
- social climbing abilities
39. Have you ever skipped school and go to the beach?
- yes. aram mo naman sana baga kita, BEACH BUM. hahahahhaah (ta nagngingirit ka marjolene?!)
40. How do you introduce yourself?
- "hi, I’m Djoanna Tanji, you can call me Djai. or better yet, Loveliness. and here is my production number….."  (tapos sabay tutugtog production number na kanta, then papasok mga back up dancers ko with bamboos and garter tapos naka-tangga pala ako)

there’s a light that never goes out

May 24th, 2008

I have been listening to The Smiths awful lot lately. there’s this certain feel of connection in me towards his songs. as i was browsing for more Smiths videos in youtube, i landed into one of their documentaries.

morrissey said, maybe the reason why people love their songs regardless of the culture differences, gender and sexual orientations is because it speaks of hidden motives and unconscious yearnings that nobody has the nerve to talk about because of fear and rejection possibilities as well as "image conscious" concerns. his songs usually have negative imagery in lonely, lonely hums and strums but pretty sharp with words. they sort of surfaced through the UK’s music scene during the punk or post punk era and war and political issues were vehement. they dared speak of their opinions of such issues through their songs wherein morrissey’s voice has a perfect abandonment-tone. he opens his mouth without much effort yet pining and search for freedom was clearly apparent and succesfully tackled.

i dont know why i am talking about this.

i feel for morrissey.

"to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die…"